Monday, March 28, 2011

"Voices, Continued" or "Oops! I Pushed the Wrong Button!"

When I had a spare minute the other day I thought I would add a little more to my last blog post that was supposed to be saved as a draft. I saw comments needing to be moderated. I looked at the screen in confusion, "Why would I have comments?" Then it hit me. I must have published my last post. So if you are suffering from the inertia it may have created when it came to a quick halt, I apologize. Where was I?

Yes, no voice. For seven weeks. It may seem like nothing, but this is how we communicate with each other. I know what it feels like to have a disability. People have no idea if you are intelligent, kind, angry, rude, sarcastic or any other emotion. Whispers come out mono-toned, like texting, except you can use all caps when you text to put an emphasis on words. I had to get good at Charades so people would know what I was talking about, especially in noisy places. You should have seen the kid's face at KFC when I ordered the chicken breast.

It was by accident I found out I could say one word without a problem. I was describing the voices in my head and how they were sounding a lot like Yosemite Sam. So I said a word that sounds like "spit" and my voice came out normal. I realized I didn't have laryngitis - I have Turrets Syndrome. During these last two months I have had to go to a Speech Pathologist for voice therapy. Who has ever heard of such a thing? I had to go around sounding out "mmmmm" on an exhale. Then it progressed to "mooooo." If anyone had any doubt that I was insane, it was all out at that point.

So that has been my trial this year. I feel as if I am overcoming an illness and can see the light of day now. When I went to work today, my friends came in the office to hear me speak, because they said they forgot what I sounded like. Our volunteer that has been coming in for over a month had never heard my voice before. I can answer the phones again. I can call my Mama. I can laugh. Most of you probably didn't even notice.


Cluttered Brain said...

oh i am so happy you are feeling better...7 bloody weeks?
Man alive I'd go CRAZY....

Kristina P. said...

This is crazy, Krista! I had no idea this could even happen.

TisforTonya said...

haha - I assumed that you meant to trail off the post into oblivion kinda like your voice had gone off on vacation :)

glad you can laugh again... that's just crazy bizarre - (and I'm getting a might good chuckle at the thought of ordering a chicken breast via charades... maybe you should have gone with the thigh???)

Welcome to the Garden of Egan said...

I hope by now you are screaming!

I would hate not having a voice. How would my hubby know if I'm nagging or not.

Glad you are on the mend my friend!

Liz Eames said...

Keep up on the speech pathology! I had to go to a s.p. for several years when I was younger. The exercises seem rediculus but they really work! Love you!

Bec Tipace said...

I haven't heard your voice in years, but you still make me laugh! Love you xo