Monday, June 28, 2010

Surprise Rosebuds

When I was in the bath the other day I was surprised to see.......rosebuds! Not those kind. If we were talking about those kind I would be mentioning the hanging baskets. A coworker gave us some nice homemade bath salts and I knew they had lavender buds in them, but not rosebuds.

Speaking of surprise rosebuds, Mimi once again reminded me that she needed a bra. She said, "Maybe you could take me and I could at least try some on. And then you could go back when I'm not with you and buy it, so they won't know it's for me."

I laugh, "Okay."

"So what size do you think I wear?" she asks.

"I don't know, maybe the same size as me," I say teasingly.

She looks at my chest, as if she hasn't seen it lately, and pulls her head back and says, "Nah uh."

So I guess I'll get one of those little halter thingies to help train her......rosebuds. Have you ever wondered why they call them training bras? What do you train them to do? Sit up pretty? Play dead? Dance? Mine only lay down.

8 comments:

Lisa said...

Leave it to you to bring hanging rosebud baskets and training bras into one hysterical grouping. FYI, I've trained mine to play hide and seek when I lay down.

Cheeseboy said...

These are things I never gave much thought too. I think I am going to keep it that way.

Garden of Egan said...

I'm sorry, but I'm having visions of rosebuds and hanging baskets! Seriously?
Is that what you call them these days?
I really need to get up to speed. My baskets are hangin' for sure!

Saimi said...

That's what I need, a training bra! Mine need to learn to sit up!

Gotta go shopping now!

Leenie said...

Okay, I"m just laughing at rosebuds and hanging baskets and training the ladies to lie down, play dead, and sit up PLEASE sit up?!!

Yes, why ARE they called training bras? The term training refers to the acquisition of knowledge, skills, and competencies as a result of teaching. Training assumes there is a brain involved. There's no brain there. That's why they call them BOOBIES!

Glamazon said...

hahaha, the hanging baskets. That is so awesome. Training bras...I'm glad I've got a few years until we deal with that around here :)

Cluttered Brain said...

LOL!!!
"Mine only lay down!"

Laughing on the floor over that one....

Thanks for the laugh....

I needed it!

Kristina P. said...

Do they make bras that make my breasts look like Angelina Jolie's?